Wednesday, March 28, 2007

slanglish v.3.0

cereal - serious. used when it's more serious than just regular serious, it's cereal.

cordo - supposedly a common slang term to describe those who are "uncoordinated" (according to ben). when i was in high school, these were known as "kevs."

glazing - the art of sleeping with your eyes open during a boring meeting.

guy love - the unspecified, non-sexual manly love between guys that are best friends. most often witnessed at my house near or around the love sac whilst watching next on MTV or playing "the great dalmuti." according to scrubs the musical, "it's like i married my best friend, but in a totally manly way."

Jackpot! - you know when to use it, and use it wisely

LARP - live action role play. often seen at parks, renaissance fairs and on it's too easy to make fun of these people, it's almost not worth trying. almost.

palligator - a supposed friend who takes advantage of you. highly dangerous because they are well camouflaged and difficult to spot before they strike.

Monday, March 12, 2007

how to simultaneously make your life both easier and more difficult. at the same time.

1. be honest in a relationship
2. drink the water in mexico
3. when someone asks you what you think, tell them the truth
4. when someone doesn't ask what you think, tell them anyway
5. make to do lists. and when you don't do everything on your list, keep adding tasks until the list is so long that you end up shoving it in the back of your drawer until next month.
6. don't bother cleaning your room. it will just get messy again anyway.
7. curb rampant consumerism by sharing food with roommates. and by share, i mean go through the fridge and eat whatever you see that sounds good to you at the time, even if it's not yours.
8. buy soul calibur III for your new PS2 and find out that your friends, who have never played before, are freakishly good. this way, you don't have to wonder if you will win a game. ever.
9. buy all your songs from itunes instead of paying full price for CDs that clutter up your car anyway.
10. have a party at someone else's house. preferably one with a huge home theater room and an xbox 360.