cordo - supposedly a common slang term to describe those who are "uncoordinated" (according to ben). when i was in high school, these were known as "kevs."
glazing - the art of sleeping with your eyes open during a boring meeting.
guy love - the unspecified, non-sexual manly love between guys that are best friends. most often witnessed at my house near or around the love sac whilst watching next on MTV or playing "the great dalmuti." according to scrubs the musical, "it's like i married my best friend, but in a totally manly way."
Jackpot! - you know when to use it, and use it wisely
LARP - live action role play. often seen at parks, renaissance fairs and on youtube.com. it's too easy to make fun of these people, it's almost not worth trying. almost.
palligator - a supposed friend who takes advantage of you. highly dangerous because they are well camouflaged and difficult to spot before they strike.