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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

"The only serious relationship I've been in ended in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat."

Turk: Watch it, bud.
Virgil: Who you calling bud, pal?
Turk: Who you calling pal, friend?
Virgil: Who you calling friend, jackass?

". . . you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."