"I am no respecter of Doritos"
"Aren't you glad you aren't gay anymore?"
"This smells like feet - but in a good way."
Co-worker #1: "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
Co-worker #2: "Except Gonorrhea."
(Okay, I didn't overhear this one, but I wish I had. My friend Lori is freaking hilarious and I have to say that the funny tends to go unappreciated)
Friend #1: "Can you SMELL that?"
Friend #2: "It smells like your mom."
Boss: "I trip my kids all the time. 'Did you have a nice trip?' I think it's hilarious."
"So there you are, standing in the middle of Kansas, and there is a seashell."
- - - > Have you overheard anything funny lately? Leave a comment.