that describes my life to a tee
love is for losers
this is prolly my favorite shirt
ogden is awesome
talk nerdy to me
i “heart” pirates (with a skull and crossbones where the heart would be)
cornbread. ain't nothin' wrong with that.
donde estan mis pantalones? acapulco, mex.
goonies never say die.
pirates arrr cool
are you nacho enough?
you looked better on MySpace
i “heart” nerds
statistics means never having to say you’re certain
iust say no to irregardless
wyoming: rocky mountain oysters; it’s what’s for dinner.
idaho? no, udaho.
new jersey: only the strong survive
nobody puts baby in the corner
ha-ha! made ya read!
i'm what willis was talkin' about
is it sexy in here or is it just me?
will you please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes?
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