that describes my life to a tee

so, what’s with the craze of all the tee shirt slogans lately? did i say lately? i almost forgot what a fleeting trend they should have been. i am so sick of reading lame tee shirt sayings such as “princess” and “heartbreaker” and “I’m too good for you” and “your boyfriend says hi” and the like. i want slogan tee shirts that are funny! if you are going to wear a shirt with words or a catch phrase on your person, make it count! it’s very rare to actually see one worth reading. in an effort to bring the witty back, here are some tee shirt sayings that i have seen that think we can all find funny. and if you don't, may lindsey lohan have mercy on your soul.

love is for losers
this is prolly my favorite shirt
ogden is awesome
yeah! toast!
team awesome
talk nerdy to me
i “heart” pirates (with a skull and crossbones where the heart would be)
holy frijoles
cornbread. ain't nothin' wrong with that.
donde estan mis pantalones? acapulco, mex.
goonies never say die.
pirates arrr cool
are you nacho enough?
you looked better on MySpace
i “heart” nerds
statistics means never having to say you’re certain
iust say no to irregardless
wyoming: rocky mountain oysters; it’s what’s for dinner.
idaho? no, udaho.
new jersey: only the strong survive
nobody puts baby in the corner
ha-ha! made ya read!
i'm what willis was talkin' about
is it sexy in here or is it just me?
will you please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes?

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